Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isn’t fucking right.
lets just sit in the car. grab some food. take good music with us. maybe a guitar. some clothes and a tooth brush. some money. and our favorite pair of sun glasses and then lets drive and drive and drive. no destination. no goal. just driving. fighting about if we turn left or right. play the music loud. sing with it. just stop where its beautiful. lie in the sun and just run for a while. no destination. long talk. good music. no cell phones. no instagram. no tumblr. just memories. maybe a camera. its gonna be all good.
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
Though we’re Niall’s biggest fans
Niall is our biggest fan
Our prom is coming up and I think it would be so awesome if Jack & Finn would escort us. It would be a great excuse for them to visit Toronto! So…Jack & Finn would you go to prom with us ? ;)
Jack I know you haven’t been to your prom…so bitch come. JK i love you.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.